{"id":443,"date":"2016-01-02T23:41:17","date_gmt":"2016-01-02T23:41:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/alannaokun\/beauty-regrets-that-happen-to-the-best-of-us?b=1&loreal_feed=1&loreal_username=beauty"},"modified":"2019-04-02T09:37:09","modified_gmt":"2019-04-02T09:37:09","slug":"21-beauty-regrets-that-happen-to-the-best-of-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.madamemadeline.com\/false-lashes\/21-beauty-regrets-that-happen-to-the-best-of-us\/","title":{"rendered":"21 Beauty Regrets That Happen To The Best Of Us"},"content":{"rendered":"

#tbt to my unibrowed, lip-linered, streaky-haired teenage self.<\/b><\/p>\n

1.<\/span> Cro-Magnon unibrows.<\/h2>\n

\"Cro-MagnonView this image \u203a<\/b><\/p>\n

theberry.com<\/a><\/p>\n

Bonus points if you made it well into your teenage years before anyone ever had the heart to tell you about the caterpillar slumbering on your forehead.<\/p>\n

2.<\/span> And then, at the other end of the spectrum, plucking\/shaving\/waxing them into nothing.<\/h2>\n

\"21<\/p>\n

View this image \u203a<\/b><\/a><\/p>\n

awesomeagu.tumblr.com<\/a><\/p>\n

3.<\/span> Applying makeup while drunk.<\/h2>\n

\"21<\/p>\n

View this image \u203a<\/b><\/a><\/p>\n

servingupsarcasm.tumblr.com<\/a><\/p>\n

\u201cOmg I look *hic* soooo goooood.\u201d<\/p>\n

4.<\/span> Highlights that turn out way too chunky.<\/h2>\n

\"Highlights<\/p>\n

View this image \u203a<\/b><\/a><\/p>\n

askdenisa.com<\/a><\/p>\n

\u201cTHE BOX SAID SUBTLY SUNKISSED.\u201d<\/p>\n

5.<\/span> False eyelashes that refuse to stay where they belong.<\/h2>\n

\"False<\/p>\n

View this image \u203a<\/b><\/a><\/p>\n

themetapicture.com<\/a><\/p>\n

6.<\/span> Trying one of those Pinterest eye looks with, like, 15 colors and realizing you look like a Crayola factory.<\/h2>\n

\"21<\/p>\n

View this image \u203a<\/b><\/a><\/p>\n

giphy.com<\/a><\/p>\n

7.<\/span> Bad ombre.<\/h2>\n

\"Bad<\/p>\n

View this image \u203a<\/b><\/a><\/p>\n

ombrehair.org<\/a><\/p>\n

A cheap and easy way to do this yourself is to dunk your ponytail in a vat of bleach*!!<\/p>\n

*Do not do this.<\/p>\n

8.<\/span> Going to a really cheap salon and getting what you paid for.<\/h2>\n

\"Going<\/p>\n

View this image \u203a<\/b><\/a><\/p>\n

derekogrady.wordpress.com<\/a><\/p>\n

Beautiful, lustrous locks have come out of such places \u2014 so have tears, pain, and despair.<\/p>\n

9.<\/span> Smudgey horrible black eyeliner all around your entire eye socket.<\/h2>\n

\"21<\/p>\n

View this image \u203a<\/b><\/a><\/p>\n

sweetyhigh.tumblr.com<\/a><\/p>\n

Bonus points if you happened to cry, sweat, or otherwise smudge further over the course of the day.<\/p>\n

10.<\/span> Overly enthusiastic heat styling.<\/h2>\n

\"Overly<\/p>\n

View this image \u203a<\/b><\/a><\/p>\n

Tori Locklear \/ youtube.com<\/a><\/p>\n

RIP.<\/p>\n

11.<\/span> Overly enthusiastic tanning.<\/h2>\n

\"Overly<\/p>\n

View this image \u203a<\/b><\/a><\/p>\n

badtans.com<\/a><\/p>\n

\u266b One of these things is not like the others \/ one of these things has been exposed to potentially carcinogenic<\/a> UV rays and strongly resembles an Oompa-Loompa \u266b<\/p>\n

12.<\/span> Wearing glitter that gets in your eye and feels like the world is ending.<\/h2>\n

\"21<\/p>\n

View this image \u203a<\/b><\/a><\/p>\n

fuckyeahreactiongifs.tumblr.com<\/a><\/p>\n

13.<\/span> Makeup that makes you look way older than you really are.<\/h2>\n

\"Makeup<\/p>\n

View this image \u203a<\/b><\/a><\/p>\n

imgur.com<\/a><\/p>\n

Unless, of course, that\u2019s the goal.<\/p>\n

14.<\/span> Contouring\/highlighting gone awry.<\/h2>\n

\"Contouring\/highlighting<\/p>\n

View this image \u203a<\/b><\/a><\/p>\n

Makeup Game On Point \/ youtube.com<\/a><\/p>\n

\u201cY\u2019all know better than this! Who taught you this?!\u201d<\/a><\/p>\n

15.<\/span> Spider lashes.<\/h2>\n

\"Spider<\/p>\n

View this image \u203a<\/b><\/a><\/p>\n

Michelle Phan \/ michellephan.com<\/a><\/p>\n

aaaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.<\/p>\n

16.<\/span> Lip liner that doesn’t match the rest of your mouth.<\/h2>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

Shutterstock<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

Shutterstock<\/p>\n

aaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaahhhhhhh x 2.<\/p>\n

17.<\/span> Waxing your \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcstache and taking half your face skin along with it.<\/h2>\n

\"Waxing<\/p>\n

View this image \u203a<\/b><\/a><\/p>\n

Shutterstock.<\/p>\n

So raw.<\/p>\n

18.<\/span> Buying waterproof eye makeup that refuses to budge no matter what you do.<\/h2>\n

\"21<\/p>\n

View this image \u203a<\/b><\/a><\/p>\n

atascadaenreversa.tumblr.com<\/p>\n

Guess it\u2019s staying there forever.<\/p>\n

19.<\/span> And foundation that’s totally the wrong color.<\/h2>\n

\"And<\/p>\n

View this image \u203a<\/b><\/a><\/p>\n

Shutterstock<\/p>\n

Halfway between \u201cpumpkin\u201d and \u201cghost\u201d lies your true shade.<\/p>\n

20.<\/span> Trimming your own bangs, only they’re uneven so you cut a little more, and then you have to straighten the other side, and then all of a sudden you are left with teensy forehead tufts that make you look like a Dr. Suess character.<\/h2>\n

\"Trimming<\/p>\n

View this image \u203a<\/b><\/a><\/p>\n

Becca Clason \/ sheletsherhairdown.com<\/a><\/p>\n

21.<\/span> Two words: Tooth. Lipstick.<\/h2>\n

\"Two<\/p>\n

View this image \u203a<\/b><\/a><\/p>\n

Words that, when combined, strike fear into the heart of any makeup-wearer. This is the worst because no matter how old and wise you get, no matter how skilled with a curling iron or deft with a mascara wand, this remains a very real threat. Always be on the alert.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

#tbt to my unibrowed, lip-linered, streaky-haired teenage self. 1. Cro-Magnon unibrows. View this image \u203a theberry.com Bonus points if you made it well into your teenage years before anyone ever had the heart to tell you about the caterpillar slumbering on your forehead. 2. And then, at the other end of the spectrum, plucking\/shaving\/waxing them into nothing. View this image \u203a awesomeagu.tumblr.com 3. Applying makeup while drunk. View this image \u203a servingupsarcasm.tumblr.com \u201cOmg I look *hic* soooo goooood.\u201d 4. Highlights that turn out way too chunky. View this image \u203a askdenisa.com \u201cTHE BOX SAID SUBTLY SUNKISSED.\u201d 5. False eyelashes that refuse to stay where they belong. View this image \u203a themetapicture.com 6. Trying one of those Pinterest eye looks with, like, 15 colors and realizing you look like a Crayola factory. View this image \u203a giphy.com 7. Bad ombre. View this image \u203a ombrehair.org A cheap and easy way to do this yourself is to dunk your ponytail in a vat of bleach*!! *Do not do this. 8. Going to a really cheap salon and getting what you paid for. View this image \u203a derekogrady.wordpress.com Beautiful, lustrous locks have come out of such places \u2014 so have tears, pain, and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":444,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12,13,116],"tags":[140,59,141,142,143],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.madamemadeline.com\/false-lashes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/443"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.madamemadeline.com\/false-lashes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.madamemadeline.com\/false-lashes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.madamemadeline.com\/false-lashes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.madamemadeline.com\/false-lashes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=443"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.madamemadeline.com\/false-lashes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/443\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.madamemadeline.com\/false-lashes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/444"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.madamemadeline.com\/false-lashes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.madamemadeline.com\/false-lashes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.madamemadeline.com\/false-lashes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}