{"id":2017,"date":"2017-08-18T21:50:06","date_gmt":"2017-08-18T21:50:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.madamemadeline.com\/false-lashes\/?p=2017"},"modified":"2019-04-06T08:43:27","modified_gmt":"2019-04-06T08:43:27","slug":"thought-heard-dead-fly-fake-lashes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.madamemadeline.com\/false-lashes\/thought-heard-dead-fly-fake-lashes\/","title":{"rendered":"You Thought You Heard It All? Dead Fly as Fake Lashes!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2033\" src=\"https:\/\/www.madamemadeline.com\/false-lashes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/woman-false-lashes-650-istock_650x400_41501488587.jpg\" alt=\"Woman Thought a Dead Fly Was a Set of Fake Eyelashes, Put It on Her Eye\" width=\"650\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.madamemadeline.com\/false-lashes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/woman-false-lashes-650-istock_650x400_41501488587.jpg 650w, https:\/\/www.madamemadeline.com\/false-lashes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/woman-false-lashes-650-istock_650x400_41501488587-300x185.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.madamemadeline.com\/false-lashes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/woman-false-lashes-650-istock_650x400_41501488587-150x92.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.madamemadeline.com\/false-lashes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/woman-false-lashes-650-istock_650x400_41501488587-350x215.jpg 350w, https:\/\/www.madamemadeline.com\/false-lashes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/woman-false-lashes-650-istock_650x400_41501488587-485x298.jpg 485w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>EYE SAY! Horrified daughter discovers her mum has tried to glue a DEAD FLY to her eye after applying fake lashes without her glasses on<\/p>\n<p>Putting on false eyelashes is one of the hardest steps in a makeup routine. Dont believe me? Ask any makeup artist. Precision in the application of falsies comes after many years of experience.\u00a0 So you need a steady hand, patience, precision and good eyesight!<\/p>\n<p>Sadly poor eyesight resulted in Molly&#8217;s mom making a really nasty mess up when she tried to put on falsies that she had to share with the world.\u00a0Good eyesight is key!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Text from mum &#8211; having trouble sticking lashes on without her glasses.. turns out she was trying to glue a dead fly to her eyelid. I&#8217;m out&#8221;. \u00a0She tweeted\u00a0on Twitter!<br \/>\nOn the photo posted in her tweet was a dead house fly laying right next to a segment of a flasie and we see how her mom might have been confused.<\/p>\n<p>Till now there is really no explanation as to how a dead house fly was caught up in her make up.\u00a0If you squint at the picture &#8211; and maybe look at it in a dark room &#8211; you can kind of see why the confusion might have arisen.<\/p>\n<p>Judy&#8217;s not alone in mistaking insects for beauty items. One sympathetic woman added &#8220;I honestly nearly did it with a wee centipede once&#8230;&#8221; which made us feel a bit ill.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2062\" src=\"https:\/\/www.madamemadeline.com\/false-lashes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/giphy-74-1501777900.gif\" alt=\"yikes gross\" width=\"320\" height=\"187\" \/><\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re not sure how long it took it to notice but in case you are considering sprucing your look up with a dead fly, you&#8217;re probably going to need stronger glue.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Text from mum &#8211; having trouble sticking lashes on without her glasses.. turns out she was trying to glue a dead fly to her eyelid. I&#8217;m out. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/2vNpcW5l5n\">pic.twitter.com\/2vNpcW5l5n<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Molly Robbins (@MCreativeCakes) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MCreativeCakes\/status\/891197001320321024\">July 29, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>The priceless reactions were entertaining<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"und\"><a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/hkDO7qtws2\">pic.twitter.com\/hkDO7qtws2<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 22 on August 1 (@daniellenovel)\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/daniellenovel\/status\/891759367963500544\">July 30, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I&#8217;m nauseous<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Melanie (@reverseoceans) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/reverseoceans\/status\/891918666966499328\">July 31, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Raise your hand if you feel personally victimized by this story.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MaggiePorter6\">@MaggiePorter6<\/a> I am SCREAMING HAHA<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 molly (@mollgulliver) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mollgulliver\/status\/892122437596446724\">July 31, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Screaming is right. Screaming for help.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">OMG!!!!!!!! I bet superglue would have worked. Tell her to try a stronger glue<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Tammy L (@Tammy_who) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Tammy_who\/status\/891543105945653252\">July 30, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Please kids, don&#8217;t try this at home.<\/p>\n<p>But some are actually skeptical of this story, claiming it&#8217;s a total fake.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Didn&#8217;t happen<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 James (@james_peden) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/james_peden\">July 29, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>With 38 loves, it seems that some may agree.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">OMG!!!!!!!! I bet superglue would have worked. Tell her to try a stronger glue<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Tammy L (@Tammy_who)\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Tammy_who\/status\/891543105945653252\">July 30, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MeaghanPascual\">@MeaghanPascual<\/a>\u00a0IM CRYING OH MY GOSH<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Maya (@mayaallison21)\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mayonnajse\/status\/891819573539991552\">July 31, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Girl, them lashes is&#8230;fly <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/9aCjjs4Ca7\">pic.twitter.com\/9aCjjs4Ca7<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Juanita Cash Hawkins (@ClassActKelz) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ClassActKelz\/status\/891391076510162944\">July 29, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"und\"><a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/2pBxmkzmfg\">pic.twitter.com\/2pBxmkzmfg<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Liu (@HaleyLiu_)\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HaleyLiu_\/status\/891836543165497345\">July 31, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>Hopefully next time her mom decides to do her makeup, she wears her makeup.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Story to take home? Beauty lovers, beware: Always keep your glasses close by!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>If you thought the struggle of applying fake lashes, we put together this step-by-step video to show you how to apply false lashes without any mess or drama\u2014that is, except for your new dramatic lashes! Watch this video to learn the easiest way to apply false eyelashes and take your eye makeup to the next level.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/r3---sn-npoe7nek.googlevideo.com\/videoplayback?id=1f1198a5a8e6e44f&#038;itag=18&#038;source=picasa&#038;begin=0&#038;requiressl=yes&#038;pl=24&#038;sc=yes&#038;ei=BtumXP7MO4yN1Abm8o-QCQ&#038;susc=ph&#038;app=fife&#038;mime=video\/mp4&#038;dur=90.325&#038;lmt=1503027776966364&#038;cpn=ClJyHmJBd0JSm5ur&amp;c=WEB&amp;cver=1.20170817&#038;ip=180.87.195.38&#038;ipbits=0&#038;expire=1554446118&#038;sparams=app,dur,ei,expire,id,ip,ipbits,itag,lmt,mime,mm,mn,ms,mv,pl,requiressl,sc,source,susc&#038;signature=761100F4C2C25F2DEB5EC727691F39C14406A4DE.3CD137ABFE5060314D76EF7441EDC218431CB306&#038;key=cms1&#038;redirect_counter=1&#038;cm2rm=sn-cvhlk7d&#038;fexp=23760287&#038;req_id=c0e6d2b421eda3ee&#038;cms_redirect=yes&#038;mm=34&#038;mn=sn-npoe7nek&#038;ms=ltu&#038;mt=1554438808&#038;mv=m\"><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"Dead Fly Fake Lashes\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.clipular.com\/c\/6128447431901184.png?k=VaIx9aOpLHvHTC508aOE5Ly5-O4\" width=\"981\" height=\"549\" \/><br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Everyone wants thick, full\u00a0eyelashes, but fake lashes can be intimidating to apply, especially if you\u2019re not a super-experienced\u00a0makeup\u00a0user. We put together this step-by-step video to show you how to apply false lashes without any mess or drama\u2014that is, except for your new dramatic lashes!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Source: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.health.com\/beauty\/how-to-apply-false-lashes-video\">health<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.madamemadeline.com\/online_shoppe\/products.asp?cat=Lash+Couture+Faux+Mink+Collection+by+KISS\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1909 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.madamemadeline.com\/false-lashes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/2017-03-KLCS.jpg\" alt=\"Kiss Lash Couture Faux Mink Collectio\" width=\"1920\" height=\"715\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.madamemadeline.com\/false-lashes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/2017-03-KLCS.jpg 1920w, https:\/\/www.madamemadeline.com\/false-lashes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/2017-03-KLCS-300x112.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.madamemadeline.com\/false-lashes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/2017-03-KLCS-768x286.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.madamemadeline.com\/false-lashes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/2017-03-KLCS-1024x381.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.madamemadeline.com\/false-lashes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/2017-03-KLCS-150x56.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.madamemadeline.com\/false-lashes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/2017-03-KLCS-350x130.jpg 350w, https:\/\/www.madamemadeline.com\/false-lashes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/2017-03-KLCS-1100x410.jpg 1100w, https:\/\/www.madamemadeline.com\/false-lashes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/2017-03-KLCS-485x181.jpg 485w, https:\/\/www.madamemadeline.com\/false-lashes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/2017-03-KLCS-655x244.jpg 655w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1920px) 100vw, 1920px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>EYE SAY! Horrified daughter discovers her mum has tried to glue a DEAD FLY to her eye after applying fake lashes without her glasses on Putting on false eyelashes is one of the hardest steps in a makeup routine. Dont believe me? Ask any makeup artist. Precision in the application of falsies comes after many years of experience.\u00a0 So you need a steady hand, patience, precision and good eyesight! Sadly poor eyesight resulted in Molly&#8217;s mom making a really nasty mess up when she tried to put on falsies that she had to share with the world.\u00a0Good eyesight is key! &#8220;Text from mum &#8211; having trouble sticking lashes on without her glasses.. turns out she was trying to glue a dead fly to her eyelid. I&#8217;m out&#8221;. \u00a0She tweeted\u00a0on Twitter! On the photo posted in her tweet was a dead house fly laying right next to a segment of a flasie and we see how her mom might have been confused. Till now there is really no explanation as to how a dead house fly was caught up in her make up.\u00a0If you squint at the picture &#8211; and maybe look at it in a dark room &#8211; you can [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2062,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11,116],"tags":[19],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.madamemadeline.com\/false-lashes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2017"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.madamemadeline.com\/false-lashes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.madamemadeline.com\/false-lashes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.madamemadeline.com\/false-lashes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.madamemadeline.com\/false-lashes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2017"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.madamemadeline.com\/false-lashes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2017\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.madamemadeline.com\/false-lashes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2062"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.madamemadeline.com\/false-lashes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2017"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.madamemadeline.com\/false-lashes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2017"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.madamemadeline.com\/false-lashes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2017"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}